01 December 2008

warning: product may induce vomiting.

peterbutter and i are planning on beginning new year's improvements early. in an effort to kickoff my new dietary life, i figured a body cleanser was in order, packed up my overweight tuckus into the car, and headed off to the local gnc.

after much debate, i settled on the sale item of grape flavored "strip," headed back to my apartment, put on lord of the rings, and cracked open the bottle.

the instructions are as follows:
1. shake well and drink entire contents.
2. drink plenty of water, within reason...etc.


the first step went pretty much like this:
1. 1/4 bottle down.
2. try to control gag reflex.
3. chug another 1/4.
4. try to control fainting.
5. stomach through another 1/4.
6. hold back tears.
7. chug the remainder.
8. stare blankly at wall for 10 min.





this stuff better work.

makin faces.

i took a new photo for the blog. this is my new favorite dress because of the colors, but my mother was less than enamored with it.



gotta love the pink and purps.