tonight, i called my friend peter to brag about a recent accomplishment. seeing as he did not answer, i waited for the usual beep and began to leave him a message.
i was in a mood of great excitement and the message reflected my enthusiasm. just as i was getting into about the second minute of my overenthused monologue, i was interrupted with:
"your message has been erased. please record after the beep."
beeeeep.
trying to remain calm, i begin again, explaining the situation and then, somewhat deflated, begin relating my story a second time.
"your message has been erased. please record after the beep."
beeeeep.
feeling my anger increasing and struggling to maintain my earlier enthusiasm, i begin, once again, to tell my "your message has been erased.....beeeeeep."
i was so frustrated by this point that, what started out as an overzealous, enthusiastic message became an angry, two-sentenced, close-mouthed plea for peter to "puhlease call me back because your freakho beepin [inaudible mumbling] stupid machine is erasing my messages and i WaaAAAAaaas excited so just call me back."
my brow was furrowed for a good hour afterward. beeping beep beep machine.
peterbutter and i are planning on beginning new year's improvements early. in an effort to kickoff my new dietary life, i figured a body cleanser was in order, packed up my overweight tuckus into the car, and headed off to the local gnc.
after much debate, i settled on the sale item of grape flavored "strip," headed back to my apartment, put on lord of the rings, and cracked open the bottle.
the instructions are as follows: 1. shake well and drink entire contents. 2. drink plenty of water, within reason...etc.
the first step went pretty much like this: 1. 1/4 bottle down. 2. try to control gag reflex. 3. chug another 1/4. 4. try to control fainting. 5. stomach through another 1/4. 6. hold back tears. 7. chug the remainder. 8. stare blankly at wall for 10 min.