peterbutter and i are planning on beginning new year's improvements early. in an effort to kickoff my new dietary life, i figured a body cleanser was in order, packed up my overweight tuckus into the car, and headed off to the local gnc.
after much debate, i settled on the sale item of grape flavored "strip," headed back to my apartment, put on lord of the rings, and cracked open the bottle.
the instructions are as follows:
1. shake well and drink entire contents.
2. drink plenty of water, within reason...etc.
the first step went pretty much like this:
1. 1/4 bottle down.
2. try to control gag reflex.
3. chug another 1/4.
4. try to control fainting.
5. stomach through another 1/4.
6. hold back tears.
7. chug the remainder.
8. stare blankly at wall for 10 min.
this stuff better work.
01 December 2008
makin faces.
i took a new photo for the blog. this is my new favorite dress because of the colors, but my mother was less than enamored with it.
gotta love the pink and purps.
gotta love the pink and purps.
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