accidental happiness

the first contact.

2009-03-10T17:26:00.001-07:00

we made our first contact sheets today. prints come tomorrow.

all i want for christmas.

2008-12-15T18:25:00.000-08:00

is one of these (or possibly a bull mastiff):

[http://www.dog-breeds-explained.info/Boston-Terrier.html]

initiatize.

2008-12-05T12:13:00.000-08:00

get ready to take back our roads:

camerafraud.com

www.azcentral.com/news/articles/2008/12/04/20081204speedcameras.html

azspeedcameraslocations.blogspot.com

i know i will be signing.

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merry christmas.

2008-12-04T20:00:00.000-08:00

this year, christmas came early.
i'm going to wear these things around all december.
this lady is so excited.

shop it.

2008-12-04T12:59:00.000-08:00

the merrymixit from GAP

check that link out and be very, very, extra specialy merry.

beepin beep beep.

2008-12-02T22:32:00.000-08:00

tonight, i called my friend peter to brag about a recent accomplishment. seeing as he did not answer, i waited for the usual beep and began to leave him a message.

i was in a mood of great excitement and the message reflected my enthusiasm. just as i was getting into about the second minute of my overenthused monologue, i was interrupted with:

"your message has been erased. please record after the beep."

beeeeep.

trying to remain calm, i begin again, explaining the situation and then, somewhat deflated, begin relating my story a second time.

"your message has been erased. please record after the beep."

beeeeep.

feeling my anger increasing and struggling to maintain my earlier enthusiasm, i begin, once again, to tell my "your message has been erased.....beeeeeep."

i was so frustrated by this point that, what started out as an overzealous, enthusiastic message became an angry, two-sentenced, close-mouthed plea for peter to "puhlease call me back because your freakho beepin [inaudible mumbling] stupid machine is erasing my messages and i WaaAAAAaaas excited so just call me back."

my brow was furrowed for a good hour afterward. beeping beep beep machine.

warning: product may induce vomiting.

2008-12-01T00:20:00.001-08:00

peterbutter and i are planning on beginning new year's improvements early. in an effort to kickoff my new dietary life, i figured a body cleanser was in order, packed up my overweight tuckus into the car, and headed off to the local gnc.

after much debate, i settled on the sale item of grape flavored "strip," headed back to my apartment, put on lord of the rings, and cracked open the bottle.

the instructions are as follows:
1. shake well and drink entire contents.
2. drink plenty of water, within reason...etc.

the first step went pretty much like this:
1. 1/4 bottle down.
2. try to control gag reflex.
3. chug another 1/4.
4. try to control fainting.
5. stomach through another 1/4.
6. hold back tears.
7. chug the remainder.
8. stare blankly at wall for 10 min.

this stuff better work.

makin faces.

2008-12-01T00:15:00.000-08:00

i took a new photo for the blog. this is my new favorite dress because of the colors, but my mother was less than enamored with it.

gotta love the pink and purps.

fair faces

2008-10-19T21:12:00.000-07:00

the annual arizona state fair is always a good time.
especially when you get to share in the joy of young children.

it was an excellent sort of day.

chemistry.

2008-10-18T23:46:00.000-07:00

my respect for the eu has at least doubled:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBCmt_pJTRA

srsly.

reduce reuse recycle.

2008-09-29T22:54:00.000-07:00

i use, by far, too much toilet paper.

explosions.

2008-09-19T00:13:00.000-07:00

in an effort to reorganize my apartment [a seemingly continual process], i have hauled everything out of its place.

i now have piles of books all over my bed.
piles of paper all over my kitchen table.
which is in the den.
bookshelves in the middle of the dining room.
clothing all over the kitchen.
with little paths in between.

i think my efforts have been well-rewarded.

i almost forgot.

2008-09-09T15:55:00.000-07:00

people always ask why i have to write on my hands to remember. this is why:

for two days now, the toilet paper has been out in my bathroom. i have purchased a new supply, but it is in the pantry closet in my kitchen.

over and over again like a broken record, i have used the facilities only to sigh an exasperated sigh and shake my head.

however, somewhere between the bathroom and my computer, i completely forget about the need to replenish my bathroom stock. and so it goes...another exasperated sigh.

today, after another frustrating return, i promptly wrote "toilet paper" on my hand. it worked. i eventually looked down, saw my note, went to the pantry, and put four new rolls in the holder.

now for those who are still obsessing over my many trips to the bathroom and how i solved the problem, dove face cleansing wipes provided an acceptable substitute.